Muslim Dogs Promised 72 “Ladys”

Nahr al-Bared, Lebanon – The popular local Canine Imam, Ali-Rin-Tin-Tin has been exhorting his followers with a call to “Doggie-Jihad” for months on the streets of this Palestinian refugee camp. Ali-Tin as the Doggie Imam is known, could be heard day and night extolling the beauties of Heaven and the “72 dark-eyed Ladys” waiting in Heaven for good Doggie-Jihadists. Ali-Tin’s “Mosque” is a worn out shed that has an old poster of the popular Disney cartoon dog Lady from their hit movie Lady and the Tramp placed prominently behind the “old-couch altar”. The shed has become very popular among the camp’s dogs and neighboring dogs are known to visit a broken fire hydrant out front many times a day.

Ali-Tin’s plans were put into action this week as Palestinian Jihad-Dogs attacked the front lines of the Lebanese Army outside of this refugee camp. Dogs with bombs strapped to their bodies were sent racing towards the Army lines with orders to detonate themselves by chasing their tails and yelping “Allah-Ak-Bark!” Many observers were surprised that the Doggie-Jihadists were joined in the attack by a contingent of Jihadist-Donkeys. For weeks the Nahr al-Bared camp has been rife with rumors that a Donkey-Imam was in the camp attempting to connect with local believers. The addition of the Jihadist-Donkeys gave further credence to the rumors concerning the presence of the Donkey-Imam known as Pelosi. All of the animals were easily sent to Heaven by the Lebanese troops.

Warning: The above is satire, other than the report that dogs and donkeys were sent into battle with bombs strapped to them last week.

Hat Tip: The Gateway Pundit has a much more reasonable take on the use of “suicide” animals.

PETA does not yet point to this outrage in their “What’s New” section but they will link to this piece on animal abuse in Islam if you type “dogs” into their Search box.

Notice: The above image of Lady is the Copywritten property of Walt Disney Co. which has nothing to do with any satire or news reported in this post.

Thanks to the wonderful Dr. Sanity and her Carnival of Insanities for inclusion again this week.