Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Terrorist Goes Muskie Fishing!

The local police in Frederic, Wisconsin have arrested Hassan Mohamed Abdiaziz, a terrorist wanted internationally in addition to the outstanding warrants from the DEA and the FBI. Frederic is a tiny town north east of St. Paul and frankly this will be the talk of the town's three bars for a good twenty-five to thirty years.

Hat Tip: Instapundit, who amusingly commented that "(t)errorists only dare venture into Wisconsin now because Ann Althouse is gone . . . ." U of Wisconsin Law at Madison prof Ann Althouse's blog can be found here.

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Blogger Publia said...

You have to click "more results near frederic" to see that there are a lot more bars in Frederic than three. Actually, it appears that there are enough bars to hold all of the people who live in Frederic, all 1,262 of them. In fact, it is possible the terrorist was not drinking and that made him stick out like a sore thumb. Moral of the story: When in Wisconsin it is important to be drinking.

10:49 PM  
Blogger El Rider said...

Thank you Publia!
I alwys figure that there are 3 bars for every 500 people in most of the rural midwest towns but I neglected to factor in: muskie season, deer season, ice fishing season, the Packers, the Badgers, snowmobile season, winter...

One of the Wis. Supper Clubs that I go to once a year is Chessy's in Waldo (6 miles from Road America) and I see more brown liquor consumed there than in any place in Chicago. I also love the "remember the time that the ice fishing house fell through the ice" stories!

11:15 PM  
Blogger Publia said...

Not to mention drinking season!

1:32 PM  

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