"73rd Virgin" Captured in Baghdad!

Said by some to be an earthly apparition of the often rumored "73rd Virgin" this, ahem, "virgin" was arrested in Baghdad today.

Well, well, it seems that that some sort of "wedding party" in Baghdad was really a terrorist convoy and the, ahem, "bride" was a wanted terrorist, who frankly bears a striking resemblance to these "virgins" who Flying Debris speculated met Mr. Zarqawi when he left this earth.

Hat Tip: Little Green Footballs.