You Mess With the High Life... and the High Life Messes With You!

This is hysterical, an al Qaeda terrorist in a Colorado Federal prison is suing his jailers to demand a Walkman (how Eighties), television, English newspapers and Arabic newspapers. No mention of the Playboy Channel, nor has he demanded his MTV. What can you say? Son, you messed with with Western Civilization, so Western Civilization is going to mess with you.

Mohamed Al-Owhali has complained that he only receives month-old, censored versions of USA Today. There really is no hometown news in that USA Today State by State section for Mr. Al-Owhali, so that's a shame too. We can also be relieved that Mr. Al-Owhali is not getting any twelve-packs of High Life in his cell.

Hat Tip: Drudge

The copyright of the photo of actor Windell Middlebrooks is held by Miller Brewing of Milwaukee, Wi.

Many Thanks to the wonderful Dr. Sanity for inclusion in her Carnival of Insanities again this week. May we all wish Dr. Sanity a speedy recovery. Go read her blog! If for nothing else, to support her "lavish blogging lifestyle."