Black Transvestite Gang Terrorizes French Quarter Boutiques

You just can’t make this stuff up, and if you did you be accused of racism. Anyways, there is a gang of skinny black transvestite thieves plaguing Magazine Street in New Orleans and they have inspired prose like the following: “(t)he transvestites first appeared in March when they raided Magazine Street like a marauding army of kleptomaniacal showgirls, said Davis, using clockwork precision and brute force to satisfy their high-end boutique needs.”

I am going to go (not very far) out on a limb here and speculate that the gang is a group of black transvestite hookers who are no longer getting much business and have turned to other criminal activities to keep their lazy butts fed. Amusingly this is happening in New Orleans where many citizens are legally armed and probably not against taking a few pot-shots at some transvestite hookers.

Story: Here
Hat Tip: Drudge