Exchange Hijinks

We here on the nation's exchange floors are enduring a mostly slow two week holiday period. Of course we have our ways to make the time go by, including the ever popular eating contests. Today there is a contest involving a clerk from the Wheat Pit who has to eat 60 White Castle sliders in less than 30 minutes. There has been big money bet on the outcome, including a rumoreed $100,000 bet involving two Wheat traders. Cooler heads claim that the wager is more in the $15,000 range. No matter it is not chicken feed. Last year the same clerk had to drink the pickle juice from a gallon pickle jar, he almost got the entire jar down when he threw up. He lost. Much fun down on the old exchange!