Ahmadineja Visits Bar in Greenwich Village

Sep. 24 New York. Iranian leader Mahmoud Ahmadineja visited popular Greenwich Village gay club the Dugout this evening in order to "discover" the gay culture that he claims is absent in Iran. Iranian officials told members of the international press that Ahmadineja wanted to "experience all that the west has to offer" and that apparently included some sort of "experimenting" while visiting the Christopher Street hot spot. Patrons of the club said that the Iranian leader was involved in "some sort of scuffle" in the saloon's expansive bathroom. Rumors even swept the establishment that Ahmadineja was involved in a bathroom sex episode. When asked about the charges by the press the Iranian leader yelled to press scrum "I no gay, he blow me!"

Warning: The above is satire.

Wisconsin Democrat Obey: Too Dumb to Count

The incredibly ignorant Congressman David Obey (D-Wi.) put his intellect on display this week while trying to figure out the "new math" and this one really takes the cake. While discussing the Democratic congress' refusal to follow its own rules on Earmarks, passed just months ago, Mr. Obey had this to say to Congressman Jeff Flake (R-Az.):

“The fact is, that an earmark is something that is requested by an individual member. This item was not requested by any individual member. It was put in the bill by ME!”

An actor with serious learning disabilities will play Mr. Obey in an After School Special.

Big Hat Tip to the Gateway Pundit for pointing out this nonsense that A Second Hand Conjecture found.