If My Friend Dave was a Rocket Scientist

He would’ve applied to the US Patent Office for US Patent # 6055910, a “toy gas fired missile and launcher assembly.” The device is described as a typical sounding ballistic barrel with a closed end and an electronic igniter. Where the entire description starts to get a little strange and where it starts to remind me of my friend Dave is the description of the fuel and the method of getting the fuel into the barrel, “(t)o operate the assembly, the operator places the inlet tube with its valve open adjacent his anal region from which a colonic gas is discharged.”

That little tidbit came from Free Patents Online and their Crazy Patents page. Thanks to the Automuse for sending me in that direction.