Sen Larry Craig Teams Up With Wham!

Sept. 20. Singer George Michael appeared at a Washington DC press conference with contreversial Republican Senator Larry Craig of Idaho to announce that Craig will be joining Michael and his band Wham in another reunion tour this fall. Praising Craig's singing voice and "dance steps" Michael said that he was "thrilled to have Craig on the Mens Room Tour this fall". The band will kick off their fall tour in DC and Michael promised that they would appear "at nothing but the best facilities all over America!"

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