Note to Self: When Showing off the On-Star, Stash the Crack

This is just too funny. Some goof in Florida is showing off his Escalade (Sclade) to his girlfriend when he accidentally triggered his On-Star. Unfortunately for genius, the volume was set so low that he couldn't hear it. On-Star, unable to contact the subscriber, called the local police for assistance. The police arrived to find an empty car and four ounces of crack in the front seat.