Friday, April 14, 2006

Kill the Blasphemous PETA Members! Whoops, I forgot, I’m not a Muslim

Due to the fact that I am not a Muslim I will not call for the death of all PETA members after their Vienna chapter has decided to promote their cause (starvation) by “crucifying” three people made up to look like animals. That action is, of course, an insult to Christians around the world on Good Friday. I do not expect the Pope or any other Christian religious leaders to call for the death of PETA members. This is just another thing that separates enlightened humans from the Muslim horde. However, I do expect a number of the pansy editorial boards of western newspapers to publish photos of the “protest” all the while telling the world that they are standing up for free speech. PETA is smart not to use cartoons in their little “protest”. Cartoons scare newspaper people. “Oh no, not the cartoon! Anything but the CARTOON!”

In an amusing aside to this Muslim Jihad silliness; during the summer of 2001 I was reading the Financial Times when I noticed a blurb that one Jusuf Islam had re-issued a Jihad against the author Salmon Rushdie. Jusuf is the former Cat Stevens, a washed up pop singer from the ‘70s. Imagine if other religions allowed pop singers to issue death edicts, the world would be a mess. Keith Richards would issue Jihads against bottles of Jack Daniels, Dolly Parton would issue jihads against gravity and I don’t even get me started on Marilyn Manson.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

You sound like an intolerant cunt without an education. Muslim people may as well be Christian people may as well be Atheists. HUMANS are a pain in the ass, irritable and violent in general. Since you consistently bashed the Muslim population at large here I think I'd like to lump you into the stereotype of moronic bloggers with overinflated egos and about as much vision for the future as Mr. Magoo does for his surroundings. Fuck you. Fuck you and YOU die. This deathwish isn't getting renounced one sentence later like yours though. Cunt.

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